I awoke to the sound of a frightening voice mail. Apparently I had made the mistake of leaving my phone out in the living room so I didn't hear when she called me. No matter. The sounds of crying on the other end of the message made me call back right away. What could it be, I wondered? I called back to find out.
A few minutes later, Katherine called me back and said that she'd dropped her keys down the elevator shaft on her way down to go to work this morning. However, she managed to get her dad to drive her to work but I still felt bad since I was asleep at the time and could've woken up to help. At any rate, I went down the elevator to investigate....and thus began an entire hour of trying to fish out the lanyard of keys.
My first instinct was to call a maintenance guy. However, I quickly realized I knew no such guy around the apartment so I decided to put my ingenuity to the test. I went back upstairs and grabbed a flag we got from the DNC speech and examined the dowel. Could this reach all the way down? I went back down to see. It didn't.
I remembered a had a flashlight in my car so I ran outside and then stuck the light over the shaft opening to see how deep it actually was. I couldn't tell for sure but I knew that even if I extended the dowel all the way down, it wouldn't reach the keys. So, I headed back up to the stairs to lengthen my fishin' pole contraption. I knew we had other flags from Denver but I couldn't find them anywhere. My idea was to tape two together and then try to make a sort of hook that would make MacGuyver proud. Instead of another dowel, I repeatedly taped pens, metal objects and at last a unfurled paper clip at the end of the stick until I was able to come up with something long enough to fish out the keys.
Well, "finally" came about the fifth time I went down to the ground floor. Luckily, no one saw me kneeling over the tiny space with a flashlight in one hand and a grabbing instrument in the other trying oh so carefully to pull out the trapped keys. As soon as I felt the paper clip hook the lanyard, I pulled the stick, hand over hand until I had the keys.
This wasn't the first time that I'd heard of keys falling in the tiny space below the elevator. A realtor came by once and told me it had happened to her but I remember I couldn't do anything about it. I guess if I'd only had my trusty invention, things would've turned out differently. Just being able to get the keys made me swell with pride, and even as I type this I have a proud face. I think I'll hang up the grabber and save it, in case something like this ever happens again.